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14 February 2011

Das Germans!

I love being German and this is perfect.
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Posted by em ventker at 00:00

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Irish Slang 101

What’s the craic? -- What’s up?
That was good craic. -- That was a lot of fun. [basically ... craic means fun.]
“It’s about half six.” -- “It’s six-thirty.”
cheers -- thanks/bye
mobile -- cell phone
trousers -- pants
pants -- underwear
bob -- money
hole in the wall/cash machine -- ATM
rubbish bin -- trash can
knackered -- tired
I’m grand like. -- I’m well.
He’s a bit of an alright. -- Break me off a piece of that.
Glandular Fever -- mono
Q/queue -- line
till -- cash register
you's -- y'all
eejit -- idiot
Betty/Molly -- woman
“Do you want a ride?” and “Do you need a lift?” are two very different things

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